Scroll Goblin

A suite of gloriously pointless browser mini-apps: translate text to emoji, touch virtual grass, squeeze a screaming chicken, commune with god, paint potatoes, fence with slugs, blow up balloons with your voice, and play as a shelf-smashing cat.

Scroll Goblin is a free collection of silly, interactive browser toys powered by AI. Each mini-app does one absurd thing well — there is nothing to install and nothing to learn. Just open one and start poking.

Good to know

• Free to use — no account, sign-up, login, or email required.
• No ads, no crypto, no wallet, no payments, and no tracking beyond basic anonymous visit counts.
• Everything runs in your web browser; nothing to download or install.
• The AI-powered apps (Emoji Translator, Commune with God) send your input to a language model and return a playful response.
• A global leaderboard ranks the apps by how often they are visited and poked.
• Built purely for fun — it is a novelty entertainment site, not a tool, product, or service.

Apps

• Emoji Translator — Translate between human language and emoji in both directions, powered by an LLM.
• Touch Grass — Finally, a way to touch grass without going outside. Brush it, pat it, pluck it — it reacts.
• Screaming Chicken — A rubber chicken you can squeeze. Hold to compress, release to hear it scream. The deeper the squeeze, the bigger the scream.
• Commune with God — Ask the divine anything. A benevolent, non-denominational AI oracle answers with kindness, love, and support.
• Potato Painter — Grab a spud, drag it onto the canvas, and stamp masterpieces. Every potato you use grows back different.
• Slug Duel — A duel of two slimy duelists. Pick solo (vs a Sleepy, Average, or Sigma slug) or send a friend a link. Slide up and down, tap to lunge, and win the match to make your slug ascend into a confetti-soaked sigma champion.
• Balloon Blower — Blow into your microphone to inflate a balloon on screen — the harder you blow, the faster it fills. Tie it off in time to bank it, or keep blowing past full and watch it explode.
• Brainrot Button — Smash a giant button for instant affirmation, then record your own dramatic version and share it for seven chaotic days.
• Pushy Paws — Play as an orange cat with one goal: shove everything off the shelf. Heavy mugs, magic junk, and squeaky toys all fall differently.
• Musical DNA — String together amino acids and listen to the song they encode. Same sequence, same tune — every protein gets its own key, mood, and groove.
• Life of an Octopus — A playable nature documentary. You will hatch, hunt, hide, love, and die — the whole short, strange life of an octopus in a few minutes. Most never reach adulthood. Can you?
• Goblin Aura Farm — Mix colored energy into a jarred aura blob, raise it with feeding, rest, sunlight, music and pure chaos, then harvest it onto your goblin — who erupts into a dance picked by your color. Sneaky color-theory lessons, extremely dumb dances.
• Goblin Surveillance Mirror — What does the internet know about you? A goblin scans your device, remembers your visits, and infers who you are — then proves that deleting cookies isn't enough. Educational, slightly unsettling, runs entirely on your device.
• Leaderboard — Global leaderboard of the most-visited and most-poked Scroll Goblin mini-apps.